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Signs You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat

You ask for high fiber candy only.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
You're the only Mummy in the neighborhood with a walker.

When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
You keep having to go back home to go to the restroom.

You get winded from knocking on the door.
You have to have another kid chew your candy for you.
